Because Kombucha Can’t Cure Loneliness: Sitch x Startups

Because Kombucha Can’t Cure Loneliness:
Sitch x Startups

Because Kombucha Can’t Cure Loneliness: Sitch x Startups

Sitch is the fastest-growing matchmaking platform in NYC, LA, and SF. And we’re offering benefits for your team. 

Sitch is the fastest-growing matchmaking platform in NYC, LA, and SF. And we’re offering benefits for your team. 

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Help your employees find love, not just lunch.

Help your employees find love, not just lunch.

Help your employees

find love, not just lunch.

Most workplace perks are about productivity. Free snacks, gym stipends, and mindfulness apps are meant to keep employees happy so they can work harder. But the truth is: your people aren’t burning out because they lack kombucha. They’re burning out because they’re working long hours and when they leave the office they are lonely.


Your team is ambitious, young, and works like crazy. When they finally make time to date, it often gets wasted on endless swiping or bad first dates that lead nowhere. That frustration doesn’t stay outside the office — it bleeds into focus, creativity, and morale.

Most workplace perks are about productivity. Free snacks, gym stipends, and mindfulness apps are meant to keep employees happy so they can work harder. But the truth is: your people aren’t burning out because they lack kombucha. They’re burning out because they’re working long hours and when they leave the office they are lonely.


Your team is ambitious, young, and works like crazy. When they finally make time to date, it often gets wasted on endless swiping or bad first dates that lead nowhere. That frustration doesn’t stay outside the office — it bleeds into focus, creativity, and morale.

That’s where Sitch comes in.

That’s where Sitch comes in.

We’re the first AI matchmaker — backed by a16z and M13, featured in the NYT, TechCrunch, Business Insider. Instead of swipes, we create curated introductions that feel like a friend made the intro. 91% of our setups lead to a date.

We’re the first AI matchmaker — backed by a16z and M13, featured in the NYT, TechCrunch, Business Insider. Instead of swipes, we create curated introductions that feel like a friend made the intro. 91% of our setups lead to a date.

Employers can now buy a pack of 3 setups as a workplace benefit.

Employers can now buy a pack of 3 setups as a workplace benefit.

  • We create a company code that employees use to claim their 3 setups.

  • Sitch handles the rest - onboarding, intros, follow-ups.

  • Your team optimizes their personal life, which makes their professional life better too.

  • We create a company code that employees use to claim their 3 setups.

  • Sitch handles the rest - onboarding, intros, follow-ups.

  • Your team optimizes their personal life, which makes their professional life better too.

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Why Companies Love It

Why Companies Love It

Why Companies

Love It

Retention: Employees feel cared for beyond the office.

Retention: Employees feel cared for beyond the office.

Retention: Employees feel cared for beyond the office.

Productivity: Less time wasted on bad dates or endless swiping.

Productivity: Less time wasted on bad dates or

endless swiping.

Productivity: Less time wasted on bad dates or endless swiping.

Culture: It’s a fun, modern benefit employees actually talk about.

Culture: It’s a fun, modern benefit employees actually

talk about.

Culture: It’s a fun, modern benefit employees actually talk about.

Think of it as the Equinox of dating benefits: intentional, elevated, and deeply relevant to the lives of your top talent.

Think of it as the Equinox of dating benefits: intentional, elevated, and deeply relevant to the lives of your top talent.

Think of it as the Equinox of dating benefits: intentional, elevated, and deeply relevant to the lives of your top talent.